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		<title>The Incredible PBX: Meet the New Kid on the Block</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 14:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Incredible PBX: a turnkey PBX in a Flash-based system designed for Zero Internet Footprint with free inbound and outbound calling throughout the U.S./Canada and dozens of free Asterisk applications to handle every imaginable PBX task. Rock-solid security, randomly-generated extension passwords, free Skype calling, and more...]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Incredible PBX: Adding Multiple Google Voice Trunks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 13:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Incredible PBX list of goodies expands with support for multiple Google Voice trunks. Instead of one free PSTN call at a time in the U.S. and Canada, now you can make lots of simultaneous calls plus free Skype calling and free SIP calling worldwide in addition to dozens of free Asterisk apps.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Orgasmatron 5.2: The Secure Swiss Army Knife for Asterisk</title>
		<link>https://nerdvittles.com/orgasmatron-52-the-secure-swiss-army-knife-for-asterisk/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ward]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Introducing the ultimate, secure Swiss Army Knife for Asterisk: a turnkey PBX in a Flash system with free inbound and outbound calling throughout the United States plus dozens of free Asterisk applications to handle every imaginable PBX task. Rock-solid security and new support for those outside the U.S.A.]]></description>
		
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		<title>It&#8217;s Orgasmatron 5.1: The Ultimate Asterisk Kitchen Sink</title>
		<link>https://nerdvittles.com/its-orgasmatron-51-the-ultimate-asterisk-kitchen-sink/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Introducing the ultimate Asterisk Kitchen Sink: a turnkey PBX in a Flash system with free inbound and outbound calling throughout the United States plus over two dozen Asterisk applications to handle every imaginable PBX task.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Tweet2Dial: Free Google Voice Calling &#038; SMS with Twitter</title>
		<link>https://nerdvittles.com/its-twitter-gitter-free-google-voice-calling-with-twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Today we'll show you how to build a system to place free phone calls to everyone in the U.S. and Canada using Twitter, your Google Voice account, and either your existing Asterisk server or any Linux server of recent vintage. If you've already deployed Google Voice on your Asterisk server, today's setup takes less than 10 minutes. There's also a New Year's bonus for Asterisk administrators: manage your Asterisk server with Twitter using this same application.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Free U.S. &#038; Canada Calls: Google Voice Dialer for Windows</title>
		<link>https://nerdvittles.com/free-us-canada-calls-google-voice-dialer-for-windows/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ward]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Today we introduce a free Google Voice Dialer for Windows that lets you make unlimited free calls in the U.S. and Canada from the convenience of your home or office phone. No PBX required!]]></description>
		
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		<title>Introducing the Orgasmatron V, Google Voice Edition</title>
		<link>https://nerdvittles.com/introducing-the-orgasmatron-v-google-voice-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 20:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Introducing a turnkey Asterisk system with free inbound and outbound calling throughout the United States plus dozens of Asterisk utilities to handle every imaginable PBX chore.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Asterisk on Steroids: The Orgasmatron Installer, Part IV</title>
		<link>https://nerdvittles.com/asterisk-on-steroids-the-orgasmatron-installer-part-iv/</link>
		
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 08:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Install 20 Asterisk apps and build a turnkey Asterisk system in under 5 minutes with the new Orgasmatron Installer for PBX in a Flash. Fax, ODBC, VPN, ENUM, CallerID Superfecta, weather, sports, and news TTS apps, and more...]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Asterisk on Steroids: The Orgasmatron Installer, Part III</title>
		<link>https://nerdvittles.com/asterisk-on-steroids-the-orgasmatron-installer-part-iii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 19:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[To celebrate Cinco de Mayo, today you can turn a garden-variety Asterisk PBX into a turnkey VoIP PBX with every bell and whistle on the planet... in less than 5 minutes: free text-to-speech apps for news, weather, tides, and messaging plus inbound and outbound faxing, regular and recurring reminders, wakeup calls, phone blasting, callerid lookups, 20-user conferences for under $10 a month, ODBC connectivity, and much, much more. ]]></description>
		
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		<title>Asterisk on Steroids: The Orgasmatron Installer, Part II</title>
		<link>https://nerdvittles.com/asterisk-on-steroids-the-orgasmatron-installer-part-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In our last column, we introduced you to the new Orgasmatron Installer for PBX in a Flash. After a one-week break to prepare for our visit to the Atlanta Asterisk&#174; Users Group 3d Annual InstallFest, we're back in the saddle today to flesh out the new baby. For those that are new to all of this, let's briefly review what the Orgasmatron Installer has added to your Lean, Mean Asterisk Machine. Faxing and email now work out of the box.&#8230; <a class="read-more" href="https://nerdvittles.com/asterisk-on-steroids-the-orgasmatron-installer-part-ii/">Read More &#8250;</a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Asterisk on Steroids: Introducing the Orgasmatron Installer</title>
		<link>https://nerdvittles.com/asterisk-on-steroids-introducing-the-orgasmatron-installer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[With today's free Orgasmatron Installer, you can turn a garden-variety Asterisk PBX into a turnkey VoIP PBX with every bell and whistle on the planet... in less than 5 minutes: free text-to-speech apps for news, weather, tides, and messaging plus inbound and outbound faxing, regular and recurring reminders, wakeup calls, phone blasting, callerid lookups, and much, much more. ]]></description>
		
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		<title>Another Dell with Asterisk, Dude: Introducing the Orgasmatron III for Dell&#8217;s New PowerEdge T100</title>
		<link>https://nerdvittles.com/another-dell-with-asterisk-dude-introducing-the-orgasmatron-iii-for-dells-new-poweredge-t100/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ward]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 08:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Want a turnkey Asterisk system with a fax machine and every other telephony and text-to-speech bell and whistle on the planet in 15 minutes flat? Well, today's your lucky day if you happen to own a new Dell PowerEdge T100! The Orgasmatron III provides a preconfigured state-of-the-art Asterisk VoIP server with 15 extensions, support for legacy cards, FreePBX, a fax server, a VPN server, automated full system ISO backups to USB flash drives, and almost every text-to-speech utility for Asterisk on the planet...]]></description>
		
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		<title>It&#8217;s a Dell With Asterisk, Dude: Introducing the Orgasmatron II for the Dirt-Cheap Dell SC440</title>
		<link>https://nerdvittles.com/the-asterisk-mother-lode-introducing-the-orgasmatron-ii-for-the-199-dell-sc440/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Want a turnkey Asterisk system for a Dell SC440 with a fax machine  and every other telephony and text-to-speech bell and whistle on the planet in 15 minutes flat? Well, today's your lucky day...]]></description>
		
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		<title>Orgasmatron II for Asterisk: A Turnkey PBX Install in Under 15 Minutes, Part II</title>
		<link>https://nerdvittles.com/orgasmatron-ii-for-asterisk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In this second installment, we document all of the terrific components that comprise this one-of-a-kind, Asterisk build: automatic ISO backups, faxing, the PiaF Software Update Service, Visual Voicemail for Asterisk, a dozen text-to-speech applications, and much more...]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Asterisk Mother Lode: Introducing the Orgasmatron II for the $199 Everex gPC2</title>
		<link>https://nerdvittles.com/the-asterisk-mother-lode-introducing-orgasmatron-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Want a turnkey Asterisk system, a fax machine,  and every other telephony and text-to-speech bell and whistle on the planet in 15 minutes flat? Well, today's your lucky day...]]></description>
		
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